I dated a nerd. He was well paid, I got him laid.
He showed me his room: big screen TV, Nintendo Wii.
He asked me to play Super Mario two-player mode.
He played as Mario, I was stuck playing as Toad.
We watched the intro, played through world one, it was good fun.
He beat Bowser’s kid, and then he cooed: “Time for world two.”
The game got too tricky, I couldn’t continue to play.
He laughed at my failure and callously sent me away.
He played through the night, ignored me all week. I dumped the geek.
But first, I robbed him blind. Got it for free, Nintendo Wii.
This parody is dedicated to Andrew, my nerd love (who is so sweet, he doesn't tease me too much for sucking hard at Super Mario, even though I really do).
This doesn't particularly relate to the poem; it's just cool/nerdy.
What's the most vengeful thing you've ever done?