Friday, June 4, 2010


  1. Jennifer Aniston

    O Jennifer, guardian of the hearts
    of those who love adulterers, hear our prayer.
    Keep watch over our boyfriends, and lead
    them not into the arms of Angelinas,
    but let them hold us faithfully in their minds
    forever and ever.


  2. Lindsay Lohan

    Our Lindsay, who art in rehab,
    hollowed be thy name.
    Because thou hath committed a multitude of sins,
    both legal and social, and because thine sins
    hath been written in the sacred US Weekly
    thou hath been raised up as the patron celebrity
    of Big Mistakes.

    Preserve us from public humiliation
    and shield us from bad judgment
    so that our private and public lives
    might forever remain separate.


  3. Kirstie Alley

    Hail Kirstie, full of face,
    Jenny Craig is with you.
    Blessed are you among dieters, and blessed
    are the pounds you shed and regain.
    O Kirsty, goddess of weight
    pray for us calorie counters now
    and at the hour of lunch.


        What role or service do you think celebrities provide within society? Do you think they are modern day "gods"?


Dorkmaster Flek said...

Bwahahahahaha, this poem was awesome. :) That's an interesting though; I never considered celebrities in that manner before. Maybe they are like the modern day equivalent of gods. We certainly worship them enough.........naaaah, they're all spoiled loudmouths who are full of shit and we're morons for paying so much attention to them. :)

Tim said...

Personally, I find celebrities to be modern-day wastes of time and space.
But that's just me.