Arriving at Fame. Fame Station.
Priority seating is intended for the beautiful and marketable. Your cooperation is requested.
Arriving at Paparazzi. Paparazzi Station.
Please mind the doors, the doors are now closing. Please do not charge the doors, doors are closing. Passengers, please step back from the doors and wait for the next train. We cannot move on until the doors are cleared. Thank you.
Arriving at Reality TV. Reality TV Station.
Doors are opening. Please mind the gap between your personal and public life.
Your attention please. We are currently experiencing a delay at our Tabloid Station, due to sexual infidelity. Publicists are on site, and we hope to be moving on shortly.
We are being delayed, waiting for the scandal to clear. We expect to be moving shortly.
Please be advised that imperfection is not permitted anywhere on the Celebrity Line. Violators will be slandered.
The delay we were experiencing at our Tabloid Station has now cleared and normal service has resumed.
Arriving at Has-Been. Has-Been Station.
Please remember to collect your self-worth and exit through the common doors.
Arriving at Infomercial. Infomercial Station. This is our final stop. All passengers, please exit the train.
Do you go out of your way to follow celebrity gossip (by that I mean, do you read/purchase celebrity magazines or watch entertainment report programs)? Why or why not?