Wednesday, September 23, 2009

bitchfest

yes, as a matter of fact
we are all on our fucking periods
and having mean fantasies
about cracking certain skulls together
and screaming at our superiors
don't yell at us because we'll yell back
we're not bitches, we just want chocolate
and for everyone to FUCK OFF
no offense
in fact you should be pleased

you're on the exclusive list
of people we don't want to kill today.

3 comments:

Dorkmaster Flek said...

I'm glad I wasn't in the same room with you three today. Does this bode poorly for my prospects at home? :)

alexis said...

i LOVE this one! i know i say this about all your poems but send this one in. target some sort of womens lib magazine cuz those hairy bra burning bitches eat that shit up.
i dig this one and this is on my top 5 fave list fo sho

Mary said...

Yeah this one is dang funny. And I like how it's all lower case without much punctuation... it really comes off as a rant. Very good!!