You make exceptions for your friends, we all do.
Starfish talks in movie theatres. Sideways Vagina occassionally litters. Nooder loves the crappy song on the radio, unaware that it's actually a cover of a good song. Banana voluntarily listens to top 40's country and Nickleback. Tugboat cares about the label. Miss Jamaica needs a celebrity gossip diet.
Sometimes it occurs to me -- all the assholes
who drive me crazy and fuck up the world
are just my dear, dear friends
with their sole faults.
I love you bitches -- you know who you are.